Things You Wonder About from Craiglist Ads

I do want to make clear that I am not nor have ever been nor am planning to be a nudist - but perusing the "housing wanted" ads on Craiglist on the outlook for a possible summer roommate to help with dog-sitting, I stumbled across this one.

(I haven't blocked name or phone number because, well, this is a public listing.)

There are so many ways to parse this and so many ways this makes me wonder:

• What is a family nudist?
• There are nudist houses in my neck of the woods?
• "I am ready" - for what, exactly?
• "Can send a photo" - arghh, the full monty, I presume?
• "What your requirements are" - would would one require of a nude roommate?
• Why are race, maturity, and respectfulness the only personal attributes listed?
• Is spelling out every other number in a phone number some sort of secret code?
• Wait - "Please stay nude" ?!?!?